Thanksgivin Turkey.... My Style!

Here's a joke I stumbled upon when I was searching around for a few good laughs. Hope you enjoy it:

How to Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

Mental Mess…

Here’s why a psycho like me should not read Great works by Great men Like Isaac Asimov. I read his Fictional theories on Time, Eternity and Infinity. Now I’m all screwed up in the head.

Are we actual individuals capable of controlling our own destinies? Are we being manipulated by Humans of the future whom we have no knowledge about? Are they seeing what I’m typing and laughing their ass off? If so, here’s a message…. Up yours you mind-controlling swines!

Even my dreams are screwed up. I actually realized (in my dreams) that Adults are aliens. Not inter planetary aliens but Inter-Time Aliens…
They travel from the Upwhen centuries to the Downwhen centuries and then give birth to us. They then carefully brainwash us throughout our life by preventing the child’s mind from getting too curios about factual realities. They would have been moulded just like this when they were kids. It’s an inevitable cycle of Brainwashing. They hide all this under a shroud of apparent “love”. But they brainwash us thoroughly into thinking the way they want you to. Even when you say, “Damn everyone… these are my thoughts. I am the master of these thoughts”… It’s not true people. Even your individuality is a product of careful brainwashing. Very soon you will grow up to be Aliens too. Alien with respect to the human race. And soon you will be brainwashing your children to fit into the System.

But my dream messed up the system. My parents’ brainwashing proved weak. I am free. Muhahaha

Liberty… Freedom… Enfranchisement. I figured out their evil plot. But wait. What If they want me to know the truth. What if it’s all a plot to drive me crazy and throw me in a mental Asylum so I am conveniently proven to be mad like thousands of other truth seekers (mental patients). I must escape. I must let everyone know the truth. But what’s the use? Who will believe a psycho? Do I have any support from out there? Is anyone Listening?

Imagine how happy I was to wake up from this screwed up dream….
Going mad,
Suraj…