Everybody Loves Courtney!

Wanna know what'll happen to you if you get married to a mental-case like Kurt Cobain? You develop a craving to let you boobs fly in public. Not just in public... But on the freaking David Letterman Show! This is Courtney Love going ka-woo-ka-boo-ka-boo on the Letterman show. Enjoy. We love you Cortney... Muah!

Secret Window(2004)

How does Johnny Depp manage to do it? How? Secret Window is an adaptation of Stephen King's screenplay "Secret Window, Secret garden". If there's anybody crazy enough to fit into the crazy write ups that King comes up with, its Johnny Depp.

The plot revolves around Morton Rainey, a New York writer who has an unwelcome visitor 6 months after he finds his wife, Amy cheating on him. The intruder, Shooter(another well portrayed nut-job by John Turturro) , claims Rainey(Depp) stole his story 7 years ago and wants to set things right. The plot thickens slowly and steadily giving depth to Depp's character and hinting at what is in store to the viewer gradually. Not just another one of those oh-so-frequently told psychological disorientation tales... Trust me. The slight yellow tinge to the cinematography keeps the constant question mark etched in the user's head.

The twist in the plot is slightly predictable(by my standards atleast) but satisfactory nevertheless. I won't say what because that, children, would be a spoiler. Full points for Depp's shaggy eccentric portrayal of a sleep-addicted lifeless NY writer. Do not miss this one!

Rating: 4.0

P.S: King's book is "Four Past Midnight". You'll find the tale there. I have the book but was F@*%ed Up enough to lose it... I Suck...

P.C Saar Raaks I say!

Ok... Assuming you saw the horrifying shoe chucking video above, I'm gonna start off.
Guess what the new trend is?
Footwear missiles. After my dear friend Mr. Bush Jr. got his share,
now another pal of mine falls prey to the fast spreading culture...
Sure PC could have got together an army of shoe bearers and booted the living hell out of the journalist;
He is the home minister you know...But uh oh wait, he did something more damaging. He forgave! Ahem... Suraj says:
"To err is Human... to forgive is Divine"
Let’s modify this shall we...
I'm thinking on the lines of:
"To chuck footwear is mental journalist...to forgive is PC"
Hehe...Just see how politely the man says "Gently...gently" and tries to restore order at the conference. I bloody swear to Lucifer! This is one fine, polished man!

I'm Loving It! Inshallah!

You gotta take a look at this. Picked this one off an E-mail forward. Fast food like you've never seen before. Now you know where all the controversies surrounding MCD's come from. Quality customer outlets like these must make Ray Kroc grind a few rotting jaw bones and smile in his grave...

Introspection Of The Mental Sanctum

Think… The world…
So many, many people. Like the fibres constituting the felt covering a tennis ball.
And we have apparently evolved to beings that categorize similar thoughts of an order and call the thoughts “feelings”. What are feelings?

What is happiness, sadness, disappointment, anxiety, fear, excitement, anger, frustration? Names given to states of minds? What makes you so sure that the description of the feeling is so perfect that it is felt in the exact same manner by all beings?

When I’m happy every neuron in my system is lit up like a Christmas tree. Then, when you're happy, is every neouron in your mind the exact Christmas tree as mine? What if the glittering star on top is missing on your tree? Does it really matter? Can two people ever share the exact same feeling? Not superficially. My query is about the intricacies of the unknown...

Good, Bad, Nothing …
Who decides? The cruder the object of debate, the harsher is the conflict of values. I say coffee is bad. You say good. Crude…
I say capitalism. You say communism. It is after all the individual paradigm which attaches any moral, practical or logical value to a thought.

What I perceive as a world full of light, a battlefield to be explored, a dome for love to blossom, You see as the deepest nook out of Hell, with misery and suffering accompanying every step. Little Johnny may not like the rain, but what’ll little Johnny eat if the rains don’t nourish his farms?

The universe is like a film of still water. Achieve all the goodness you want to, the ripple will disrupt some distant unforeseen part of the blanket, ripping a few holes in the finely knitted film of nothingness. Don’t sneeze… what if the repercussion is the toppling of a bus full of innocent children into the abyss of a river at unrest in a parallel universe? You’ll never know where your actions end up, or what they end up doing. The future is not in our hands, it’s in our minds.

What is right? What is wrong?

Think. The World.
So many, many people…