Whatevaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! The mindless phrase.

I would like to start this one by quoting Me. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!" Good. That let the frustration out. You should realise how painful it is for me to be typing this article. Because there is only one phrase which can send the hair on my neck flying. A feeling many perceive while listening to the sound of a fork on a blackboard, what i call "the screech of death". And that is the phrase "Whatevaaaaa". If you think this phrase defines the "cool", new generation, then let me tell you IT DOES NOT! How do I know? I belong to the bloody generation.

The truth about Whatevaaaaa is that it stands for acceptance of defeat. But what with such high self standards and levels of self esteem, Nobody accepts defeat with a smile. It has to be with a "whatevaaaa". To all my dear female friends, I politely request you to stop doing this whevaaa thingy if you dont want me to slit your throat with my bare fingers.

The usual whatever is fine. For example: "Oh you know that semi-indonesian naked dancing custom or whatever man!" That is fine usage of a fine word. But this:

Guy: Hey, did you know the rhino's horn is made up of the same stuff as your hair?

GIRL: yeah like, Whadevaa!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaargh" Part 2. Look. I know habits die hard but try replacing the damned phrase with "Oh!" or "Hmmmmm" or a simple "Sorry. Not really interested."

Pray that people do not get motivated by this article. If they do, all you girls pray that you stop the "whadeva" thingy. Otherwise, throat slitting is gonna be the new "anti whadeva" mantra city-wide. Be afraid. Be very afraid!