Watery Truths of Nature.

Hello Children,

After laying off all technological contacts for 20 days, and meditating under the Jog falls for over 420 Hours (with Metallica banging in my ears for X-TRA Effect), I, like many other wisened men, have learnt the truth about life. And that truth, dear children is this:

1. Waterfalls give good head massages.

2. Listening to your MP3 player under several thousand litres of water blows up your MP3 player.

3. Sitting under the falls for 420 hours gives you a range of problems from pneumonia to headache to vertigo to nausea.

4.I miss my MP3 player. Silent stand to that please.

5. It is cool to show off with a super fast Barracuda dive into a waterfall.

6. Point 5 applies only as long as you DO NOT have a cell phone in your pocket.

7. Mistaking the Ganga to be a city sewer is a pardonable sin.

8. Not adviseable to come back after such a crack trip and write something on your Blog page. Ahmen.